Everyone has their flaws, but I have them all

Big list of my flaws (That I Know About)
- I snore
- I'm fat
- Missing tooth
- I'm pretty boring
- Jobless
- Own house/apartment ownership-challenged
- I swear one of my eyes is lower on my head than the other
- My eyebrows are never even
- Virgin
- I suck at flirting
- No $$$
- I got a 4.85 (out of ten) total rating on Facethejury.com
- The left side of my jaw is bigger than the right
- Single for more than 7 Years
- I have no solid experience being a boyfriend
- I literally have no real friends, just 3 "Internet acquaintances"
- No car
- I literally have nothing to offer in a relationship or friendship (hence no friends, no relationship)
- I'm pretty sure I'm starting to lose my hair
- I've spent over 120 lonely weekends in a row

go me....